OK, remember when we found this video of former Marshall strength and conditioning coaches Joe Miday and Scott Wilks shattering wooden paddles across each other’s bodies before the 2012 Ohio game?
You said to yourself, “Self, there’s no way … nooooo waaaaay … they could top that.”
Oh, but you’d be wrong, good people of Internet-land. Why simply splinter a paddle across a man’s back, when you can splinter a paddle across a man’s back after LIGHTING THAT PADDLE ON FIRE?
Comment #1: Ummm … OWWWWWWW!!! AGAIN!!!
Comment #2: For their next trick, one coach will throw another through a flaming table covered in thumbtacks.
Remember when we suggested that new Herd S&C Coach Scott Sinclair take it to the next level by fighting a live Bengal tiger before each home game? Make that a Bengal tiger and a grizzly bear in a three-way dance. Go hard or go home, I always say.