If you read my blog posts — even every now and then — you know that I’m seriously afraid my daughters will turn on us. Well, me. It seems like most girls declare war on their mothers by the time they turn 15. As of this very second, I have two sweet kids who respect authority and usually reject behaviors they see anywhere from the playground to Playhouse Disney. I couldn’t ask for better children, but now I’m asking for help to keep them this way.
Don’t borrow trouble, you may be saying to the computer. I’m not borrowing trouble. I’m paying for it in the form of $19 for shipping and handling fees. Yes, I ordered the Total Transformation Program after watching a 30-minute infomercial on parenting strategies to cure teenagers with terrible attitudes.
Oh, please, you may be saying to the computer. I’m out only $19 if this “help” turns out to be a gimmick. As long as I return surveys after each lesson, I won’t have to pay the remaining balance of $109. Trust me — I’m answering every question!
But how can I fill out the survey if I don’t have extremely defiant teens to test these theories? Let’s just say that I’m practicing preventive parenting. I want to be prepared in case we start to see signs of disrespect and disregard for house rules.
You can read about the Total Transformation Program here in The Mommyhood. If the CDs and supplemental handbooks are all they’re marketed to be, I should have enough blog material to carry us from elementary to high school!