If you are thinking about what to get me for Father’s Day — and, really, who isn’t? — look no farther than ThinkGeek and its merry band of monkeys.
Let's say you're making me breakfast in bed. Mini donut factory!
To wash it down, I'll need some Darth Vader Dark Side Roast coffee
Soon thereafter, I will need to brush my teeth. What better for the job than bacon or cupcake toothpaste?
And then I can get cleaned off with my new bacon soap
… and dry off in my very own Jedi bath robe
And then to do a few household tasks — with my new Sonic Screwdriver, the Gallifreyan multipurpose tool used by The Doctor himself. Doctor who? Yes, precisely.
… making sure to have my bacon-themed first aid kit ready should plans to awry
After which I'll be thirsty, thus requiring a 4-pack of piratey root beer, argh!
Before finally making supper with my corn dog factory…
… until I can relax with a good book
…and then, when I'm all tuckered out, lay me down in my tauntaun sleeping bag.
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